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"The worst thing you could say at a Funeral / Cremation"

-Winner-

"Are you sure thats my wife you've just cremated, I expected a much fishier smell"

Andy B.

 

A few others

"Hello I'm his gay lover"

- The Meades -

 

"This is more interesting than Big Brother"

- Keith -

 

"Thats the hottest that bitch has been lying down"

- Mr Bombastic - (Could be a made up name me think)

 

"I'm off this party's a dead loss"

- Jane -

 

"Wasn't she the one who used to swallow"

- M Hitchins -

 

"Shame he's not ere he would have loved it"

- Pat -

 

"He just phoned from the M6 - can you put him on a low gas till he gets ere"

- Woz -

 

"Ooh ! smells like Chicken"

"I hope the disco better than this later."

"Well there's a turn up for the books ! - I thought it would bea Y shaped Coffin

- Sarah - Andrew K. -