"“What’s the worse thing that could be said at a job interview”"

WINNER...

"I’m sorry Mr Rah Sing Patel Mr Ron Atkinson has already filled the post."

Brain Jeffries

"Fuck me you’ve got big whackers !"

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"Are you familiar with the cough and drop technique ?"

Pete Levett & Lisa Johnson

"Sorry we don’t employ Fat people"
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"Do you prefer the goat to be on the top or bottom"

Martin

"Sorry what did you say I was looking at your tits"

"So the tourettes wont affect my chances of becoming a children’s TV
presenter. FUCK WANK, SHIT, BALLS."

Mark