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THE WINNER

"You and you...yeah
But I'm not letting the Puff-in"

Roy.

"I hope your better than the Last three comics we had here last week"

Steven Read

"Names please - PPP Peter, PPP Paul, PPP Patricia."

Clare

"Fresh group of Asylum Seakers arive from Artic"

(Winner Also) - "Look, I have told you already, only two at a time
Into the Ark, one of you is gonna have to fuck off"

Tok.

"The campaign to gather votes for George Bush gathers force"

Niel Walkden

"Can you smell Fish ?"

Ann Smith

"Right Lads if your Gonna be a chocolate Biscuit, which would it be ?"

Warren Duffy

"So thats three fish, no chimps or Mushy bees."

Andy B

"Sorry Lads we have a dress code here"

Sue A

"Has he finnished yet, I cant hold this pose much longer"

Mike Harris.