What's the worst thing a Doctor can say to a Patient
- or a patient to a Doctor .

WINNER

Patient - "Your Ring is Hurting me."
Doc- "Its not my ring, Its my watch"

Doc - "When I said open wide I ment your mouth"

PEDRO

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Are you sure you need both fingers for an internal

Max

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No ginger hair is not a disease

Em

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Doc - "F**k me that's a big C**t"

Deg

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P-"Dr, Dr., I've got a pain my side !"

Doc-"Infortunately, Im a doctor of literature, not medicine, and am therefore
not in a position to make an elective diagnosing"