What's the wost thing Santa could say to someone

WINNER

Merry Xams, I’ve jusr given you Clamidia, Oh, Oh, Oh, and a Happy new year.

Pete Oddy

To Five year old
“You know I don’t really exist

Sebastian

Could you hold my Sleigh while I empty my scak

Pete Lawson

It you didn’t want a white Christmas you should not have touched my Sack

Tez

It would be so easy to slit their little throats”

Sebastian (Nice !)

That was wonderful Mrs Jones, But I’m not your husband, I really am Santa

Jean Skedgell

“I’m ginger under this beard”

Brain

I’m sorry little girl I thought you wanted the Pearl Necklace

Bri