Another great invention..The Musical Condom..
Bit what tune should it play

WINNER
Don’t let your son go down on me
By M. Jackson
Ann without an E

Hello Darkness my old friend
Carol

Cum fly with me
Cum is bursting out all over
I Jiz called to spay I love you
Tok and Mark

Rubber bullets – 10cc
Another Prick hits the wall
Something inside so small so strong
Corinna Teale

Slip sliding away
How deep is your love
Up up and away in my beautiful balloon
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Come up and see me make me smile
?

Stand and Deliver
Johnny be good
Chris Stewart

The only way is up
Rachel

Who cares by the time it gets to the opening verse we’ll be arguing over who gets to sleep in the wet patch
Simon + Yuette


O’come all ye faithful
Paul Bartholmew

Any old wet dream will do
Jill and Sarah

I want to break free
Jai

Q- What dose a Kingstanding girl use for protection during sex
Ans- A bus shelter
Pedro

Jean Skedgell - Yvonne D'arcy - Liz Perry.

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