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Few others

"Your baby sitter has been let out on parole"
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"By the way that Chicken was a dog
Brendan - Benice - Jakie Jampots

"Last nights lottery numbers were"

"You have "6" months to live"...best before 06/03

"You know she's a ladyboy."

"May all your children be welsh"

"We've got your kids"

"This is my last day - I just pissed in the recipe"
Spencer

"This message will self destruct in 5,4,3, etc"
Noel

"The lady with you is all shy and coy
Probably cause she's a lady Boy !"
Ross

Two free childrens tickets to Neverland !

A string from a tampax

A prescription from Dr Shipman

Alex Cookson

"Best before 1986"

"Never look gift whore in mouth"

Andy B

"I am writing this message as the are feeding me into
the Cookie making mixing machine, please help"

"May contain traces of nuts and offal"

Russell

"Ingredients : Anthrax"

"We do not take Visa"

"This Cookie was coated with the semen of mountain Goats"

Sam an Vicky