WINNER
When Diana said she liked a mouthful of Carling, I though she meant Back Label not Will !

Gary

And a Pack of Pork Scratching when you are ready

Rachel Mathews

Four more of these and Camilla is attractive

Could you pass this to the France bloke that’s the driving Diana home tonight

Jako

I say did one spill my pint you C**t

Tom

This beer gives better head than Camilla

Mark Shiner

Yes landlord, there’ll be about 300 of us walking over from the Registry Office

Mick Gill

This is Camilla’s mines a G&Tt

Lindsay

Great Stag Do Harryn, what time is Bernard Manning on

Pedro

Charles
“Have you any shorts?”
Barman
“Yes Whisky, Vodka, Rum?”
Charles
“No a pair of shorts, I’ve followed through”

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Cheers Big Ears

Tracy Lyons

Bloody hell Camilla’s in the wet T-shirt contest

Mark H

This is the best I’ve pulled since the early eighties

Emma