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THE WINNER

“Just fuck off and let me shit in peace”
R.buist

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“And that’s a 9.7 from the Italian judge”
Stuart

“If that’s the best you can do you kiss my ring”
Roy

“Bodypopeing”
Deg

“Which end do you want me to bless”
Y. d’arcy

“I usually bless the head”
Chris

“Ah! You dance like an angel”
Matthew Davies

“What does the pope keep his beer in ? A Vat-i-can”
Tok

“Judge appointed for next series of Pope Idol”
Jim

“The synchronised swimming competition”
Mike

“Jesus, he’s the real damn Lord of the Dance. BOOYAKASHA!”
Andy Smith