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- DECEMBER 29th -

" the Spirt of Christmas is alive and well in Sutton Coldfield."

.......WINNER......

It's Christmas morning,
Raise your sleepy head
Don't Bother looking for you presents
Because Farther Christmas is Dead.

Whata Christmas Eve that was
Hope you're not feeling to ill
I've left your present on the bedsidetable
Its a morning after Pill.

"Merry Christmas, Your Adopted"

- Simon Haynes -

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A FEW OTHERS

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"I've Fucked your Trucky" - "twice"
Mark Degenetais

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"Santa is fat, and so are you
The things people say really are true
You're nasty and gross, smell like a old mans Knacker
No fucking way you could pull my cracker"
Yvette Taylor

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"This is last present you will get off me for Christmas...
next year your real Dad might eventually take over:
Rob

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"Your Mothers died"
Harold Shipman (Nice)

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"Don't eat anymore mince pies you fat Bastard."
Mark

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"Your lucky you got a card..Fuck off"
Kevin

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"Goble Goble, spunk bubble"
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"Merry Christmas my dear
Im sorry its late
I hope you don't mind....
..I've been shagging your mate!!
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