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OCT9th

"Whats the worst thing you can say
when pulled over by the Police

THE WINNER

"I though I saw your name on the side of a loaf of bread
yesterday but on closer inspection it actually said 'THICK CUT"

-LEE-


"Twat"

?

"I've never been pulled over by the fuzz
before, but I have been swung round by the Tits a time or two.

-Clive-

"Sorry if the car was swerving a bit but the Girl in the boot was
made me jump and I dropped the spliff Iwas smokng into my bottle of
Vodka spilling it down me school uniform"

- Keith -

"De Do Do Do,
De Da Da Da
Is all I want
to say to you

-Neil Walden -

FOXROT
UNIFORM
CHARLIE
KILO
OSCAR
FOXTRTROT
FOXTRTROT
PAPA
LIMA
OSCAR
DELTA

- Ernie & Dianne -


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