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WINNER
Nigel felt he had reached an all time low, when afterwards even the Guinea pig felt compelled to say
Its happens to a lot of men
Simon Baker + Yvette Taylor
It the first time Ive paid a Guinea for a pig
Steve smith
Papas Got a brand new Guinea
The Curley wurleys
Sucky, sucky two dollar !
Phil the barman
Can you pass the selloteape the last one split
Steve Mead
These Finger puppets are a bit tricky
Andy B
Whats got two legs and bleeds Half a dog.
Dazz
Roast it or boil it its up to you
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I got a Novelty willy warmer for Christmas
Louise Grerill
Sorry Karen weve only got rampant Guinea Pigs
Phil, Val, Tom
What have Monkeys and Chainsaws got in common They both fuck up trees.
Mark Wilson