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THE WINNER

“Ping Pong, Polo, Bowles - it's all the same
to me, playing with my balls infront of an old bat"

Nicola,

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"Ok who Serves, thats right you all fucking do”
Deg

"Farthers for justice sympathiser gets confused when ask to turn up dressed as the Bat-Man"
Mark

"Not now darling' - 'but mum the Prince man has just Farted'
Stuart

"Oh Gordonstone, brings back so many happy memories"
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"The girl makes a great arm rest" (See picture - good gag)
Dave

"One fucking hates mingling with Riff Raff"
Clive