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(How low can we go)
"They're so dam Ugly......"
(example: we had to tie pork chops around their
neck to get the dog to play with them)

 

-Winner-

"Westy would'nt chat her up"

"You look like someone set fire to your head and put it out with a shovel"

- Simon - 3rd time winner

 

A few others

"She's so Ugly I wear the bag over my head"

- Andy -

 

"The man with the ugly stick was absolutely knackered after meeting her"

- Andy -

 

"She so ugly she can't keep a Dildo stiff"

- Mark & Aid -

 

"He was dam ugly they fed him witha catapult"

- ? -

 

"Thay have got Zachary disease, their face is zachary like their Arse !"

- The real McCoys -