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A COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG"

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"Babies swallowed the razor, hows momma
gonna shave her legs"

"How can I say I love you, when your sitting
on my face"

ANDY

"You picked a fine time to blow me Luciele"
Simon

"I never promised you a Peal necklace"
Luna&Sonia

"Your legs are so far apart they could be
pen plas" -Woz

"She had the kind of face that said "Put two 
Dollars onthe side and dont wipe your Knob on the 
curtains" - Brain Smith

"Your the reason our kids are so ugly"
Paula

"Show me a place where the buffalo roam
..and I'll show you a house full of
cowshit"

"The Dogs just swallowed the Tampons and
mommas spitting blood"
Andy

"I used to kiss you on the lips..
but now its all over"
Jenny & Rob
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